Shitposting on main
(This blog is a safe space for bi, pan, and aspec folks)
Aesthetic blog: @needlework-hearts
Art blog: @nixetras
girls will literally be silly & whimsical together. with tongue
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if you imagine this isnt about basketball then this headline depicts an intriguing development in a factional war to decide the fate of our world
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(Source: petfinder.com)
(Source: petfinder.com)
(Source: petfinder.com)
YOUR LUNCH TO ME
I love it when I tell doctors that I’m a LARPer and an endurance hiker and one of the most frustrating things about chronic pain is how hard it is to go to the park and do my favorite physical activites, and they’ll look at me like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick and ask, “Have you tried exercising?”
Brother, you don’t even know how bad I wish we could try exercising rn
Chronic illness patients: so I really like to do [physical activity] but it’s gotten like, physically hard to do lately
Genius doctors: have you tried increasing your physical activity?
“I’m so fucking good at health.”
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wait im curious actually reblog this with how old you were when undertale came out (september 15, 2015) i want to feel really old
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James Blowjobs the inventor of the universal cancer vaccine has died at the age of 37 from sadness
i love that motorcycles exist. like i’m genuinely so glad that someone was like “what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole”
what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it
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On twitter…. if you look at more than 600 posts a day you can’t look at tweets anymore. And if you make a post that’s too funny, you risk temporary suspension
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I made a wood-fired Lunchable
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